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Nope. I'm not a Matt.Originally posted by BrilloPad View Postwas it 5 days? 6 days?
a 5 day hangover?
I only know 1 man who gets that - and will die any minute. a severe alcoholic - goes dry for 2 weeks, 2 days drinking then 5 days rolling in sick/poo/pee. then repeat from step 1.
Is your first name Matt?
I've been to a succession of BCS & PCG meetings and was either the bad influence or in the company of a number of bad influences.
(I'm sure I explained all this about an hour ago. I must be losing my mind too.)
Each venue had no decent beer so I ended up getting rat-faced on bad lager.Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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Normal coin, flipped properly. Comes up heads 4 times in a row.Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostI bet for my £1 stake I only get back £1.50(inc stake mony)?
What are the odds on it coming up heads next time?Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostNope. I'm not a Matt.
I've been to a succession of BCS & PCG meetings and was either the bad influence or in the company of a number of bad influences.
(I'm sure I explained all this about an hour ago. I must be losing my mind too.)
Each venue had no decent beer so I ended up getting rat-faced on bad lager.
then you are not the head of f4j!! phew!
I have the same thing at greek restaurants - their wine always has antifreeze in it! always took 2 days to recover when I was in my 20s. could not go there now.Comment
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0.5Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostNormal coin, flipped properly. Comes up heads 4 times in a row.
What are the odds on it coming up heads next time?Comment
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I brew my own beer and put into bottles. The crate is for holding the bottles.Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostBI - the crate in the dishwasher - what do you want it for?
Crates are quite hard to come by. Mostly 'cos so many people want to pinch them!Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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so does your advice here :-Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostHung over.
Very hung over.
Very, very hung over indeed.
http://forums.contractoruk.com/420885-post27.html
still stand?Comment
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post0.5
(I am reading sasguru's stats book...)
got to go to bed - night -
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If you know that, then why do you keep the lottery numbers?Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post0.5Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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