test please delete

[BrilloPad]

A woman called to make reservations, "I want to go from Chicago
to Hippopotamus, New York" The agent was at a loss for words.
Finally, the agent: "Are you sure that's the name of the town?"
"Yes, what flights do you have?" replied the customer.
After some searching,the agent came back with, "I'm sorry,
ma'am, I've looked up every airport code in the country and
can't find a hippopotamus anywhere."
The customer retorted, "Oh don't be silly. Everyone knows where
it is. Check your map!"
The agent scoured a map of the state of New York and finally
offered, "You don't mean Buffalo, do you?" "That's it! I knew
it was a big animal!"

[BrowneIssue]

lottery numbers tonight. I keep all the lottery numbers from the beginning - one day I am sure I will be able to use them to predict the winning numbers!

When we get to the end of the universe, it will be obvious which numbers are needed to level out the counts.

Until then, wanna take a bit on the toss of a coin?

[BrilloPad]

I had someone ask for an aisle seat so that their hair wouldn't
get messed up by being near the window.

A client called in inquiring about a package to Hawaii. After
going over all the cost info, she asked, "Would it be cheaper
to fly to California and then take the train to Hawaii?"

I got a call from a woman who wanted to go to Cape Town. I
started to explain the length of the flight and the passport
information when she interrupted me with "I'm not trying to
make you look stupid, but Cape Town is in Massachusetts."
Without trying to make her look like the stupid one, I calmly
explained, "Cape Cod is in Massachusetts, Cape Town is in
Africa." Her response ... click.

A man called, furious about a Florida package we did. I asked
what was wrong with the vacation in Orlando. He said he was
expecting an ocean-view room. I tried to explain that is not
possible, since Orlando is in the middle of the state. He
replied, "Don't lie to me. I looked on the map and Florida is
a very thin state."

[BrowneIssue]

73021

that should get BI back...

[BrilloPad]

When I pulled up the reservation, I noticed he had a 1-hour
lay-over in Dallas. When I asked him why he wanted to rent a
car, he said, "I heard Dallas was a big airport, and I need
a car to drive between the gates to save time."

A nice lady just called. She needed to know how it was possible
that her flight from Detroit left at 8:20am and got into
Chicago at 8:33am. I tried to explain that Michigan was an hour
ahead of llinois,but she could not understand the concept of
time zones. Finally I told her the plane went very fast, and
she bought that!

A woman called and asked, "Do airlines put your physical
description on your bag so they know who's luggage belongs to
who?" she said, "No, why do you ask?" She replied, "Well, when
I checked in with the airline, they put a tag on my luggage
that said FAT, and I'm overweight, is there any connection?"
After putting her on hold for a minute while I 'looked into
it' ( I was actually laughing) I came back and explained the
city code for Fresno is FAT, and that the airline was just
putting a destination tag on her luggage.

I just got off the phone with a man who asked, "How do I know
which plane to get on?" I asked him what exactly he meant,
which he replied, "I was told my flight number is 823, but none
of these darn planes have numbers on them."

[BrilloPad]

A woman called and said, "I need to fly to Pepsi-cola on one of
those computer planes." I asked if she meant to fly to Pensacola
on a commuter plane. She said, "Yeah, whatever."

A business man called and had a question about the documents he
needed in order to fly to China. After a lengthy discussion
about passports,I reminded him he needed a visa. "Oh no I don't,
I've been to China many times and never had to have one of
those." I double checked and sure enough, his stay required a
visa. When I told him this he said, "Look,I've been to China
four times and every time they have accepted my American
Express."

[BrilloPad]

#73037
BrilloPad
Godlike


pali

[BrilloPad]

Hung over.

Very hung over.

Very, very hung over indeed.

was it 5 days? 6 days?

a 5 day hangover?

I only know 1 man who gets that - and will die any minute. a severe alcoholic - goes dry for 2 weeks, 2 days drinking then 5 days rolling in sick/poo/pee. then repeat from step 1.

Is your first name Matt?

[BrowneIssue]

When I pulled up the reservation, I noticed he had a 1-hour
lay-over in Dallas. When I asked him why he wanted to rent a
car, he said, "I heard Dallas was a big airport, and I need
a car to drive between the gates to save time."

A nice lady just called. She needed to know how it was possible
that her flight from Detroit left at 8:20am and got into
Chicago at 8:33am. I tried to explain that Michigan was an hour
ahead of llinois,but she could not understand the concept of
time zones. Finally I told her the plane went very fast, and
she bought that!

A woman called and asked, "Do airlines put your physical
description on your bag so they know who's luggage belongs to
who?" she said, "No, why do you ask?" She replied, "Well, when
I checked in with the airline, they put a tag on my luggage
that said FAT, and I'm overweight, is there any connection?"
After putting her on hold for a minute while I 'looked into
it' ( I was actually laughing) I came back and explained the
city code for Fresno is FAT, and that the airline was just
putting a destination tag on her luggage.

I just got off the phone with a man who asked, "How do I know
which plane to get on?" I asked him what exactly he meant,
which he replied, "I was told my flight number is 823, but none
of these darn planes have numbers on them."

#73037





Well done!

[BrilloPad]

When we get to the end of the universe, it will be obvious which numbers are needed to level out the counts.

Until then, wanna take a bit on the toss of a coin?

I bet for my £1 stake I only get back £1.50(inc stake mony)?