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Originally posted by oracleslave View Postfliping permies making me waitOriginally posted by oracleslave View Postthey changed the meeting timeOriginally posted by oracleslave View Postleast they could do is turn up on timeOriginally posted by oracleslave View Postnow I am going to be late for my next oneOriginally posted by oracleslave View Postmost inconsiderate
Nail some sense into them!"Is someone you don't like allowed to say something you don't like? If that is the case then we have free speech."- Elon MuskComment
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Originally posted by Jog On View PostHow are we all today and what time is Bear's workshop?Originally posted by DS23 View Postbear doesn't seem to be here.Originally posted by Jog On View PostHmm, he said there was another workshop today
Anything else going on?
Been in a meeting since 9am
Workshop resumes tomorrowSi posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo remComment
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BEN: Oh, you'll probably get away with crucifixion.
BRIAN: Crucifixion!
BEN: Yeah, first offense.
BRIAN: Get away with crucifixion!
BEN: Best thing the Romans ever did for us.
BRIAN: (incredulous) What?
BEN: Oh yeah. If we didn't have crucifixion this country would be in a right bloody mess I tell you.
BRIAN: (who can stand it no longer) Guard!
BEN: Nail 'em up I say!
BRIAN: (dragging himself over to the door) Guard!
BEN: Nail some sense into them!
GUARD: (looking through the bars) What d'you want?
BRIAN: I want to be moved to another cell.(GUARD spits in his face.)
BRIAN: Oh! (he recoils in helpless disgust)
BEN: Oh ... look at that! Bloody favouritism!
GUARD: Shut up, you!
BEN: Sorry! Sorry! (he lowers his voice) Now take my case. I've been here five years, and every night they take me down for ten minutes, then they hang me up again ... which I regard as very fair ... in view of what I done ... and if nothing else, it's taught me to respect the Romans, and it's taught me that you'll never get anywhere in life unless you're prepared to do a fair day's work for a fair day's pay ..."Is someone you don't like allowed to say something you don't like? If that is the case then we have free speech."- Elon MuskComment
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Originally posted by cailin maith View PostJust the once, I was very tired.... but he kept me awake.... SNORING.... OMG, it was sooooooo loud!!!
Dump him!!
Si posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo remComment
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