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Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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Originally posted by DiscoStu View PostMaybe I need a new skill. One that pays better.Comment
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Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostMost of the PMs I work with are people doing just that.
Muggins here has 10+ project management experience, a string of PM qualifications and over £12,000 invested in PM training and I'm on the ******* bench.
Go figure.Comment
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Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostWhen it came in, I was on silly money.
My accountant said "tough, pay up".
With hindsight, I shouldn't have done so. I might still have the house.Comment
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> A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead
> sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down,
> but lacks the nerve to talk with her.
> Suddenly she sneezes and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket
> towards the man. He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and
> hands it back.
> Oh my, I am sooo sorry," the woman says as she pops her eye back in place.
> "Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you," she says. They enjoy a
> wonderful dinner together, and afterwards the theater followed by drinks.
> They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest dreams and he shares his.
> She
> listens.
> After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her
> place for a nightcap...and stay for breakfast the next morning.
> The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The guy
> is amazed!! Everything had been incredible!!!!
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> "You know," he said, "you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to
> every
> guy you meet?"
> "No, she replies......
> "You just happened to catch my eye."Comment
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News Flash !!!
It has just been reported on Reuters that the Irish SAS
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