if i was going to get a tattoo it would have to be a picture of a potato.
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Yeah! When they feel belittled they should let us know. We can then give them 5 minutes to think about shoes some moreOriginally posted by FiveTimes View PostThey'll be wanting to vote next and want equal pay
Nice.Originally posted by Bear View PostApparently they're hand cooked
Males. Everyone knows all the women are at home cooking a nice tasty meal for thier husbands. After which they will lie back and think of England.Originally posted by FiveTimes View PostI'm sure SP will be able to say what gender cooked them
You just took me back to my apprenticeship. They used to say that all the time. I'm getting the urge to go prepare some topside.Originally posted by FiveTimes View PostI was asking for ron
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