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That's silly. How can you have any remaining passengers? If they are remaining, they aren't even going to be passengers, are they?Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points -
Hello,
Well done
And.. what have I missed?"Is someone you don't like allowed to say something you don't like? If that is the case then we have free speech."- Elon MuskComment
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I know WordStar was heavily pirated but I didn't think it was ever free.Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostOnly thing I ever wanted was to write html pages. I used some freebie thingy - wordstar?
(I used it as a COBOL editor which it did very, very well indeed.)Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard pointsComment
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What's not to like?Originally posted by TheFaQQer View PostOpenoffice came as standard on my EEE PC - I like it but I know plenty of people who don'tDrivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard pointsComment
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WowOriginally posted by FiveTimes View Post
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Deffo get a banana for that
"Is someone you don't like allowed to say something you don't like? If that is the case then we have free speech."- Elon MuskComment
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As opposed to WordStar.Originally posted by BrilloPad View Postthat was it - openoffice!
BTW,
it is called, strangely, OpenOffice.org
Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard pointsComment
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http://www.caa.org.uk/r+r/section2Originally posted by TheFaQQer View PostDo you think the Civil Aviation Authority have an exception to "no mobiles" if it's to help me get 11k?
Section 2.3 Mobile phones
Mobile phones may only be used in the direst of emergencies, such as social networking website milestone achievements.
Apparently, yes!Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard pointsComment
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Try one of the wine bars round Shepherd's Market then.Originally posted by BrilloPad View Postthey close the parks round here early

Don't forget your handbag.Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard pointsComment
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What a shot! What timing!Originally posted by TheFaQQer View PostAnd - as the doors close - that's 11k!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
As I tell MrsF - it's all a matter of me getting my timing right.
Later all

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Well done!Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard pointsComment
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