• Visitors can check out the Forum FAQ by clicking this link. You have to register before you can post: click the REGISTER link above to proceed. To start viewing messages, select the forum that you want to visit from the selection below. View our Forum Privacy Policy.
  • Want to receive the latest contracting news and advice straight to your inbox? Sign up to the ContractorUK newsletter here. Every sign up will also be entered into a draw to WIN £100 Amazon vouchers!

test please delete

Collapse
This is a sticky topic.
X
X
  •  
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts

    I'm off too - but will be back over the holidays..... anyone want to swap families with me?
    Bazza gets caught
    Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

    CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

    Comment


      Originally posted by cailin maith View Post


      You see, I'd rather he just said.... either can I have a BJ or just let me get on with it...
      I was once "on the job" as it were.

      Some nice young lady asked me "This really isn't doing it for you is it".

      I responded "No, actually I'd rather just watch some porn".

      That was a nasty way to end the evening.


      It also has a related story in that I was in the TA with one of her flatmates (bloke). He found out what I said and was "pissed" to say the least.

      I did a course in Brecon with the army a year or so later after I had moved TA unit when I left uni. My "roomie" was that guy. I believe I may have broked the 100m record sprint.

      Comment


        Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
        I'm off too - but will be back over the holidays..... anyone want to swap families with me?
        I'll rehome your sister if you like? I'm sure i can think of something to do on those dark long nights

        Comment


          Originally posted by Sockpuppet View Post
          I was once "on the job" as it were.

          Some nice young lady asked me "This really isn't doing it for you is it".

          I responded "No, actually I'd rather just watch some porn".

          That was a nasty way to end the evening.


          It also has a related story in that I was in the TA with one of her flatmates (bloke). He found out what I said and was "pissed" to say the least.

          I did a course in Brecon with the army a year or so later after I had moved TA unit when I left uni. My "roomie" was that guy. I believe I may have broked the 100m record sprint.
          You are such a gimp - you can't say that... you should have just got on with it... what was so wrong anyway....

          Bloody hell, I was going to go then hurry up and tell me
          Bazza gets caught
          Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

          CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

          Comment


            good luck mate. freaking nightmare out there now. still, it will be nothing on tomorrow. fighting in the aisles there will be.

            Comment


              Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
              I'm off too - but will be back over the holidays..... anyone want to swap families with me?
              Can I have your sister ?

              Comment


                Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
                You are such a gimp - you can't say that... you should have just got on with it...
                not so easy for a bloke to fake it though.

                Comment


                  Erm....

                  Comment


                    Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
                    Can I have your sister ?
                    You might have to fight SP for her - but go for it luvvie..
                    Bazza gets caught
                    Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

                    CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

                    Comment


                      Originally posted by Sockpuppet View Post
                      Erm....
                      C'mon, c'mon.... hurry up!!
                      Bazza gets caught
                      Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

                      CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

                      Comment

                      Working...
                      X