I'm off too - but will be back over the holidays..... anyone want to swap families with me?
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Bazza gets caught
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Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
You see, I'd rather he just said.... either can I have a BJ or just let me get on with it...
Some nice young lady asked me "This really isn't doing it for you is it".
I responded "No, actually I'd rather just watch some porn".
That was a nasty way to end the evening.
It also has a related story in that I was in the TA with one of her flatmates (bloke). He found out what I said and was "pissed" to say the least.
I did a course in Brecon with the army a year or so later after I had moved TA unit when I left uni. My "roomie" was that guy. I believe I may have broked the 100m record sprint.Comment
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Originally posted by cailin maith View PostI'm off too - but will be back over the holidays..... anyone want to swap families with me?Comment
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Originally posted by Sockpuppet View PostI was once "on the job" as it were.
Some nice young lady asked me "This really isn't doing it for you is it".
I responded "No, actually I'd rather just watch some porn".
That was a nasty way to end the evening.
It also has a related story in that I was in the TA with one of her flatmates (bloke). He found out what I said and was "pissed" to say the least.
I did a course in Brecon with the army a year or so later after I had moved TA unit when I left uni. My "roomie" was that guy. I believe I may have broked the 100m record sprint.
Bloody hell, I was going to go then hurry up and tell meBazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
CUK University Challenge Champions 2010Comment
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good luck mate. freaking nightmare out there now. still, it will be nothing on tomorrow. fighting in the aisles there will be.Comment
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Originally posted by cailin maith View PostI'm off too - but will be back over the holidays..... anyone want to swap families with me?Comment
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Originally posted by cailin maith View PostYou are such a gimp - you can't say that... you should have just got on with it...Comment
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Originally posted by FiveTimes View PostCan I have your sister ?Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
CUK University Challenge Champions 2010Comment
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Originally posted by Sockpuppet View PostErm....Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
CUK University Challenge Champions 2010Comment
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