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Apologies for missing the subtlety at this time of nightOriginally posted by BrowneIssue View PostI was being sarcastic.
It is a good way to get information about what things are like outside your own life. Of course you can't take any of it at face value and have to arrive at your own opinion.Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post"Of course, we only have it for the children." Seems like a damn good idea not to have one, to me.Comment
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Tommy cooper was a god of comedyOriginally posted by Moose423956 View PostJust finished watching the "50 best comedy catch phrases" show. Tommy Cooper was only no 22. Travesty!Confusion is a natural state of beingComment
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Originally posted by Moose423956 View PostSave a virgin...do me instead.
Thank you!
As in "Save a tree. Eat a beaver."
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"Preserve nature. Pickle a squirrel."
Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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And number 1...Bruce effing Forsyth. "Nice to see you...to see you nice!". Bollocks.Originally posted by Diver View PostTommy cooper was a god of comedyComment
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I don't do subtle....
Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Now that is a statement that should go down in the annals of historyOriginally posted by Gonzo View PostApologies for missing the subtlety at this time of night
It is a good way to get information about what things are like outside your own life. Of course you can't take any of it at face value and have to arrive at your own opinion.

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Hang on a sec. Here's another nice one.Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
Thank you!
As in "Save a tree. Eat a beaver."
or
"Preserve nature. Pickle a squirrel."

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bed time...... night!!
Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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It doesn't look like a very practical item of clothing for the current weather. Not very warm. That poor young lady looks a bit nippy.Originally posted by Moose423956 View PostSave a virgin...do me instead.Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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