Originally posted by BrilloPad
View Post
- Visitors can check out the Forum FAQ by clicking this link. You have to register before you can post: click the REGISTER link above to proceed. To start viewing messages, select the forum that you want to visit from the selection below. View our Forum Privacy Policy.
- Want to receive the latest contracting news and advice straight to your inbox? Sign up to the ContractorUK newsletter here. Every sign up will also be entered into a draw to WIN £100 Amazon vouchers!
test please delete
Collapse
This is a sticky topic.
X
X
Collapse
-
-
Since this is CUK, any chance of you translating your cut 'n' pasted gags into English from Merkin before posting?Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostBills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.
Ta.Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard pointsComment
-
Comment
-
Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostSince this is CUK, any chance of you translating your cut 'n' pasted gags into English from Merkin before posting?
Ta.
Comment
-
These are phrases of wisdomOriginally posted by BrowneIssue View PostSince this is CUK, any chance of you translating your cut 'n' pasted gags into English from Merkin before posting?
Ta.
HTHComment
-
-
Anything in American automatically sounds stupid. Ever heard an American doing Shakespeare? It sounds like an episode of All in the Family.Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostThese are phrases of wisdom
HTH
HTH.Comment
-
and it was very quiet in here.
I have to go to bed in a minute so will miss the 0k which will doubtless fall tonight.Comment
-
Originally posted by NickFitz View PostAnything in American automatically sounds stupid. Ever heard an American doing Shakespeare? It sounds like an episode of All in the Family.
HTH.
There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.Comment
-
Comment
- Home
- News & Features
- First Timers
- IR35 / S660 / BN66
- Employee Benefit Trusts
- Agency Workers Regulations
- MSC Legislation
- Limited Companies
- Dividends
- Umbrella Company
- VAT / Flat Rate VAT
- Job News & Guides
- Money News & Guides
- Guide to Contracts
- Successful Contracting
- Contracting Overseas
- Contractor Calculators
- MVL
- Contractor Expenses
Advertisers
Contractor Services
CUK News
- Is your Director’s Loan Account (DLS) a target of HMRC’s closer look at close companies? Yesterday 04:45
- Contractors, are you making any of the five big limited company bank account mistakes of 2026? May 28 05:51
- ‘Welcome’ increase in HMRC mileage rates for contractors using their own cars for work May 27 05:18
- King’s Speech 2026 including a welcome Late Payments Bill still leaves contractors short May 26 04:42
- Getting a mortgage when you're a contractor. The system wasn't built for you. Is that finally changing? May 22 06:11
- How deepfake AI contractors threaten umbrella company supply chains under JSL May 20 06:31
- Mileage rates review: Will the first AMAP rethink in 15 years benefit contractors? May 19 05:57
- What is a Forward Deployed Engineer (FDE), and are FDE jobs for IT contractors ripe? May 18 04:43
- IT contractor demand lunged towards growth in April 2026 May 13 04:48
- What does PGMOL’s win over HMRC mean for contractors? May 12 07:25

Comment