Originally posted by zeitghost
indesctructable! <charges 5000v cattle prod>
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Oops. Stats-impatience. I shall get onto it, right away.Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostDrivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard pointsComment
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I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months. I don't like to interrupt her.Comment
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The last fight was my fault. My wife asked, "What's on the TV?"...I said,
'Dust!"Comment
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In the beginning, God created earth and rested. Then God created man and
rested. Then God created woman. Since then, neither God nor man has
rested.Comment
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Originally posted by zeitghost
Oh, people. We have been stupid.
This is not a friendly Giant Alien Lizard!
HE'S RESEARCHING OUR TECHNOLOGY!
AARRRRGGGHH!!!Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard pointsComment
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thank you kind Sir!Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
will toadying move me up the rankings?Comment
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up until then he only found out stuff about Russian Squirrels...Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
Oh, people. We have been stupid.
This is not a friendly Giant Alien Lizard!
HE'S RESEARCHING OUR TECHNOLOGY!
AARRRRGGGHH!!!Comment
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Why do men die before their wives? Cause they want to.Comment
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An English professor wrote the words "A woman without her man is nothing"
on the chalkboard and asked his students to punctuate it correctly.
All of the males in the class wrote : "A woman, without her man, is
nothing."
All the females in the class wrote : "A woman: without her, man is
nothing."
Punctuation is everything.Comment
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