So condom jokes are up there with Skodas, lightbulbs and blondes then? Umpty-squillion jokes just waiting to be downloaded...
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Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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I love my job, I love the pay.
I love it more and more each day.
I love my boss; he/she is the best.
I love his boss and all the rest.
I love my office and its location.
I hate to have to go on vacation.
I love my furniture, drab and gray,
And the paper that piles up every day.
I love my chair in my padded cell.
There's nothing else I love so well.
I love to work among my peers.
I love their leers and jeers and sneers.
I love my computer and its software;
I hug it often though it don't care.
I love each program and every file,
I try to understand once in a while.
I'm happy to be here, I am, I am;
I'm the happiest slave of my Uncle Sam.
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I love the meetings with deadly bores.
I love my job-I'll say it again.
I even love these friendly men,
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Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostSo condom jokes are up there with Skodas, lightbulbs and blondes then? Umpty-squillion jokes just waiting to be downloaded...
later I will drivel a bit...Comment
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My wife and I have the secret to making a marriage last: Two times a week,
we go to a nice restaurant, have a little wine, some good food, and
companionship. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.Comment
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I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our anniversary. "Somewhere I
haven't been in a long time!" she said. So I suggested the kitchen.Comment
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostMy wife and I have the secret to making a marriage last: Two times a week,
we go to a nice restaurant, have a little wine, some good food, and
companionship. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.
The wife said:Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard pointsComment
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