So condom jokes are up there with Skodas, lightbulbs and blondes then?  Umpty-squillion jokes just waiting to be downloaded...
							
						
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 Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
 
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 Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostSo condom jokes are up there with Skodas, lightbulbs and blondes then? Umpty-squillion jokes just waiting to be downloaded...
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 My wife and I have the secret to making a marriage last: Two times a week,
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 I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our anniversary. "Somewhere I
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 I thought:Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostMy wife and I have the secret to making a marriage last: Two times a week,
 we go to a nice restaurant, have a little wine, some good food, and
 companionship. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays. 
 
 The wife said: Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all. Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
 
 Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard pointsComment
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