test please delete

[BrowneIssue]

talking to yourself is only way to get an intelligent conversation sometimes.

and even then it's no guarantee!

[BrowneIssue]

It's felt like that today. I've made more entries today in my agency contacts database than I have in ages.

[BrilloPad]

Oh no. You didn't feed her the old "one spoolfull a day before bed" line, did you?

If so...

... MOST EXCELLENT! Wish I'd thought of it!

to be taken with meals...

[BrilloPad]

> Imagine if all major retailers started making their own condoms and
> keeping the same tag line............

[BrilloPad]

> Sainsbury Condoms - making life taste better
>
> Tesco Condoms - every little helps
>
> Nike Condoms - Just do it.
>
> Peugeot Condoms - The ride of your life.
>
> Galaxy Condoms - Why have rubber when you can have silk.

[BrilloPad]

> KFC condoms - Finger, Licking good.
>
> Minstrels condoms - melt in your mouth , not in your hands.
>
> Safeway condoms - Lightening the load..
>
> Abbey National condoms - because life is complicated enough.
>
> Coca Cola condoms - The real thing.
>
> Ever ready condoms - keep going and going.
>
> Macintosh condoms - It does more, it costs less, it's that simple

[BrilloPad]

> Pringles condoms - once you pop, you cant stop
>
> Burger King condoms - Home of the whopper
>
> Goodyear condoms - " for a longer ride go wide"
>
> French Connection UK condoms - no comment required.
>
> Muller light condoms - so much pleasure, but where's the pain.
>
> Flash condoms - Just sit back, relax and let flash do all the hard work.

[BrilloPad]

> Halford condoms - we go the extra mile.
>
> On Digital condoms - plug and play !!!!
>
> Royal Mail condoms - I saw this and thought of you.
>
> Andrex condoms - Soft, strong and very very long
>
> Renault condoms - size really does matter!

[BrilloPad]

Suicidal Biological Bomber

One who licks the gum on the envelopes.

[BrowneIssue]

Cinema condoms - Coming Soon!