test please delete

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> A young virgin marries a Greek man and before the wedding her father tells
> her that, being Greek, her husband may ask her to turn the other way in
> bed one day, but that she doesn't have to do it if she doesn't want to.
>
> Sure enough, after a couple of months, her husband asks her to turn over
> and she says "No, my father said I don't have to do this."
>
> Her husband says 'OK, that's fine by me, but I thought you wanted
> children."

[El_Diablo]

I'm off - catch ye later

Byeee

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Today, 16:59 #58485
El_Diablo
Should try harder


Join Date: Nov 2007
Posts: 169

nice pali...

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so who will get the century?

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I sense the prescence of lurkers out there...

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58499???????????

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58500?????????

I hope no lurker got there first!

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That picture even scares me!

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Well done!