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Originally posted by zeitghostAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!
Heaven Forfend...!!!!
I'm glad I don't have to dress like that...
Where the BTVS Holy Water smilie?
Where's the crucifix smilie?
Aaaaaaaaaaargh!#59595
Well done!Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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Originally posted by Bear View PostWhine for me
Bear's wife's pregnant so he's not getting any and that's just sooooooo not fair.
HTHDrivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard pointsComment
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Well if she's pregnant about three quarters of the way through she'll prolly get a bit randy as the hormones start messing about, but then it's back to waiting.....
After the baby has arrived she'll prolly be bleeding for a few weeks and worried that her bits will fall off if she does anything. Should have got over it after 3 months.
but that all said it is a happy happy time, and deffo worth itComment
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Originally posted by Bear View PostIn what way?
Originally posted by Ardesco View PostWell if she's pregnant about three quarters of the way through she'll prolly get a bit randy as the hormones start messing about, but then it's back to waiting.....
After the baby has arrived she'll prolly be bleeding for a few weeks and worried that her bits will fall off if she does anything. Should have got over it after 3 months.
but that all said it is a happy happy time, and deffo worth itBazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Originally posted by cailin maith View PostHe reminds me how single I am too!!!
Actually - talking of lonely. Imagine how lonely Ted was left in Manc all over xmas.
Hope you gave him a big hug when you got backSi posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo remComment
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Originally posted by cailin maith View PostHe reminds me how single I am too!!!
Oh dear God
(have I grossed everybody out enough yet?)Comment
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