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Originally posted by Ardesco View PostCould be worse, they may have to stitch her back together afterwards.....
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Originally posted by cailin maith View PostThanks sweets Git.... I'll bloody leave Ted out on the balconly tonight....to make you feel guilty!!Si posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo remComment
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Originally posted by Ardesco View PostCould be worse, they may have to stitch her back together afterwards.....
(have I grossed everybody out enough yet?)Si posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo remComment
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Originally posted by oracleslave View PostNot really. It's the reality of natural child birth.
Quick question for all the fathers here.
Did anybody else watch the babys head come and and think "Jesus, she's never going to be happy with Ardesco Junior any more......"Comment
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Originally posted by zeitghostByeDrivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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Originally posted by Ardesco View PostCould be worse, they may have to stitch her back together afterwards.....
In case you're still interested...Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostThe consensus of my wife's girl friends was that it is better to tear and heal than to be cut and stitched.
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It is officially the weekend.
I said so.
'Cos I'm on the beer.
The black top, if you're interested.Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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What about tear and stitch?
She was wheeled off to theatre and I was quite literally left 'holding the baby'Si posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo remComment
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