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    > A young virgin marries a Greek man and before the wedding her father tells
    > her that, being Greek, her husband may ask her to turn the other way in
    > bed one day, but that she doesn't have to do it if she doesn't want to.
    >
    > Sure enough, after a couple of months, her husband asks her to turn over
    > and she says "No, my father said I don't have to do this."
    >
    > Her husband says 'OK, that's fine by me, but I thought you wanted
    > children."

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      I'm off - catch ye later
      Byeee
      That boy go raaaaaaa
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          Today, 16:59 #58485
          El_Diablo
          Should try harder


          Join Date: Nov 2007
          Posts: 169

          nice pali...

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              so who will get the century?

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                I sense the prescence of lurkers out there...

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                  58499???????????

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                    58500?????????

                    I hope no lurker got there first!

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                      Originally posted by El_Diablo View Post
                      That picture even scares me!
                      #58485





                      Well done!
                      Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

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