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I've discovered a problem with pink champers ... it goes down FAR too quickly.
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That was quick! What did you do?Originally posted by NickFitz View PostThere, that's the car sorted
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24 minutes and the bottle is empty.Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostI'm happy 'cos I just opened the pink champagne. Yumski.
Mind you, there are 3 of us.
And we haven't eaten for about 5 hours.
Party, party!
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ByeeeeeeeeeeeOk - going to go and have something to drink, it might numb the pain...
Catch ye laterThat boy go raaaaaaa
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Mmm Pink champagne yum!That boy go raaaaaaa
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If this is a banana:
Then I reckon this is Cliff Richard:
and this is a lemon:
From now on, this:Originally posted by NickFitz View PostBye leper
will be some poor diseased sod whose right arm has fallen off!
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Too right. I'm a contractor and we've got a permie staying with us for a few days. It's a form of charity.Originally posted by El_Diablo View PostMmm Pink champagne yum!
[I must speak to the accountant about that ... I wonder if I can GiftAid it and get the difference back?]Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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Phoned them up, gave them the policy number, confirmed some details, blamed the bank for mucking things up, confirmed the card details, listened to some legalistic waffle, thanked them, hung upOriginally posted by BrowneIssue View PostThat was quick! What did you do?
Had to top up my mobile first, though
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I'm sat up here in the home-office reconciling bank statements and all I can hear is my wife and her friend giggling away like schoolgirls!
I haven't heard them doing that since ... the last time they were on the wine together!Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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