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    Thanks guys and gals

    I feel like a proper banana now
    "Is someone you don't like allowed to say something you don't like? If that is the case then we have free speech."- Elon Musk

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      Originally posted by Jog On View Post
      And this……

      Is the big one


      Jog On 1,000
      arise sir jog on and welcome to the tpd 1000 club

      now keep jogging there's a good man!

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        Originally posted by Jog On View Post
        Are you trying to pull the wool over my eyes?
        No. The whole "Fancy Me Boots" thing is a cover.

        Most people here are raving pooftas that spend lunchtimes on the prowl looking for topless builders - hence Fat Men's Boobies.

        For example:
        Bear - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bear_community
        NickFitz - as in the gag about "Michael FitzPatrick and Patrick FitzMichael"
        Cailin is a cross-dresser - he's a 50-something trucker called Barry.

        I assumed "Jog On" was a 'leapfrogging' reference.

        "I feel like a proper banana now" - I bet you do, Big Boy.
        Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

        Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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          Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post

          "I feel like a proper banana now" - I bet you do, Big Boy.
          You have no idea..
          "Is someone you don't like allowed to say something you don't like? If that is the case then we have free speech."- Elon Musk

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            Originally posted by DS23 View Post
            arise sir jog on and welcome to the tpd 1000 club

            now keep jogging there's a good man!
            Thankyou!

            I'm jogging all the way to 100k
            "Is someone you don't like allowed to say something you don't like? If that is the case then we have free speech."- Elon Musk

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              Originally posted by Jog On View Post
              And this……

              Is the big one


              Jog On 1,000








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                Originally posted by NickFitz View Post








                Thankyou! I like the in the middle
                "Is someone you don't like allowed to say something you don't like? If that is the case then we have free speech."- Elon Musk

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                  Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
                  No. The whole "Fancy Me Boots" thing is a cover.

                  Most people here are raving pooftas that spend lunchtimes on the prowl looking for topless builders - hence Fat Men's Boobies.

                  For example:
                  Bear - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bear_community
                  NickFitz - as in the gag about "Michael FitzPatrick and Patrick FitzMichael"
                  Cailin is a cross-dresser - he's a 50-something trucker called Barry.

                  I assumed "Jog On" was a 'leapfrogging' reference.

                  "I feel like a proper banana now" - I bet you do, Big Boy.


                  I never knew that
                  Si posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo rem

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                    The Top TPD Posters

                    No. User . . . . . . . Posts . Blame

                    .1) DS23 .............. 6194 = 11.864% = 1 in every 8 posts
                    .2) TheFaQQer ......... 5273 = 10.100% = 1 in every 9 posts
                    .3) zeitghost ......... 4794 = .9.183% = 1 in every 10 posts
                    .4) Diver ............. 4411 = .8.449% = 1 in every 11 posts
                    .5) cailin maith ...... 3852 = .7.378% = 1 in every 13 posts
                    .6) BrowneIssue ....... 2727 = .5.223% = 1 in every 19 posts
                    .7) NickFitz .......... 2390 = .4.578% = 1 in every 21 posts
                    .8) Fortune Green ..... 2204 = .4.222% = 1 in every 23 posts
                    .9) FiveTimes ......... 1855 = .3.553% = 1 in every 28 posts
                    10) Bear .............. 1803 = .3.453% = 1 in every 28 posts
                    11) DiscoStu .......... 1467 = .2.810% = 1 in every 35 posts
                    12) n5gooner .......... 1290 = .2.471% = 1 in every 40 posts
                    13) BrilloPad ......... 1284 = .2.459% = 1 in every 40 posts
                    14) PRC1964 ........... 1214 = .2.325% = 1 in every 43 posts
                    15) Troll ............. 1057 = .2.025% = 1 in every 49 posts
                    16) Jog On ............ 1004 = .1.923% = 1 in every 52 posts
                    17) DaveB ............. .929 = .1.779% = 1 in every 56 posts
                    Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                    Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                      Originally posted by Bear View Post


                      I never knew that
                      Frightening, isn't it?

                      I nearly p!ssed myself writing that little missive!



                      I suspected the 'Bear' thing would be a shock - far worse than when I realised BrowneIssue sounds like "Brown Issue".
                      Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                      Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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