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Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Going to the pub now - see you all in a bit
Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Shock! - you're not wrongOriginally posted by BrowneIssue View PostFrightening, isn't it?
I nearly p!ssed myself writing that little missive!



I suspected the 'Bear' thing would be a shock - far worse than when I realised BrowneIssue sounds like "Brown Issue".
(that's not where the name comes from in case anyone was wondering, whatever anyone says about Lt Dan from Forrest Gump)Si posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo remComment
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Looks like I need to do another hours work at 2
Outrageous really!!
I might have to increase my rate if this continuesSi posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo remComment
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All downhill from hereOriginally posted by cailin maith View PostGoing to the pub now - see you all in a bit

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Well, that was fun.
Sorry about the NickFitz name gag, NickFitz. It was too good an opportunity to miss.Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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NP, I've been hearing it for over thirty yearsOriginally posted by BrowneIssue View PostWell, that was fun.
Sorry about the NickFitz name gag, NickFitz. It was too good an opportunity to miss.
I just had to pop into General to define "the Internet" for them
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