Gah, easting and pretending to work is slowing me down.
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pretending to work ??? F' that.... I will start after the first, maybe second cup of coffeeOriginally posted by Sockpuppet View PostGah, easting and pretending to work is slowing me down.Comment
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Anyone want to look over this 70 line SQL that I was given is fine. I don't like SQL and I like nested SQL even less.
THis is not what I was hired for!Comment
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Sounds good... I might pop down to the canteen when it opens at 9 for a sausage barmOriginally posted by Sockpuppet View PostBreakfast was Bacon Sarnie with tomato and egg.
OH man that was good.Comment
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Post it in technical ?Originally posted by Sockpuppet View PostAnyone want to look over this 70 line SQL that I was given is fine. I don't like SQL and I like nested SQL even less.
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Pretending to work is an important part of my day. I'm trying to bag a trip to China.Originally posted by FiveTimes View Postpretending to work ??? F' that.... I will start after the first, maybe second cup of coffee
Old PM that I worked for (my first contract - also the same Client Corp that I am at now) have just gone to China for current Client corp.
I'm tapping him up for a contract.Comment
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I'd rather spend all day looking at it....increases my invoices.Originally posted by FiveTimes View PostPost it in technical ?Comment
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Will you be able to ship your truckOriginally posted by Sockpuppet View PostPretending to work is an important part of my day. I'm trying to bag a trip to China.
Old PM that I worked for (my first contract - also the same Client Corp that I am at now) have just gone to China for current Client corp.
I'm tapping him up for a contract.
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