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Morning SweetheartOriginally posted by NickFitz View PostMorning angel
Speak of the devil...
Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Working? Gathering banananas, more like!Originally posted by NickFitz View PostMorning TPDenizens
I'm going to do some work today, just to see if I can leave ClientCorp tomorrow with a clean slate
<- me working
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Well done!Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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That depends if you intend to "do" them all. My best guess would be "see you in 09".Originally posted by Jog On View PostWould 'back in 5' be appropriate here?I am not qualified to give the above advice!
The original point and click interface by
Smith and Wesson.
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A woman without much to sayOriginally posted by cailin maith View PostNot got much to say today

An Irishwoman without much to say
"Hello, Royal Zoological Society... I think I've discovered a new species."Comment
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Woo HooOriginally posted by cailin maith View PostAh Poor Ted - you can come to the pub with me and the girls...

Although - would I survive?
All those girls, drinking.........and me
It could be messy
<straightens shirt collar.......buttons jacket>
But I'll give it a go!!Si posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo remComment
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I'm in a right tulip of a mood.... machines are playing up and I've got a deadline to meet. Just kicked a chair in the office
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Originally posted by cailin maith View PostNot got much to say today
OK - own up
Who are you? What have you done with CM?Si posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo remComment
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According to my emails, I've won lots of money in some lottery and have been offered a lucrative job working from home (with occasional trips to Western Union)
I'd better confirm my password details for my online banking so I don't have any difficulty getting my hands on all that money
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