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http://uk.sweepstakes.travelzoo.com/?eOriginally posted by NickFitz View PostPremier Travel Zoo
Is this the one?Comment
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Indeed... although they haven't quite completed the rebranding at the one I'm currently sentenced to.Originally posted by TheFaQQer View PostPremier Zoo, surely, these days?Comment
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The only time I went was a blazing hot day in the summer about 20 years ago. We walked past at least 3 cars left with dogs in them while their owners went to look at caged animals.Originally posted by NickFitz View PostI used to have a girlfirend whose dad worked at London Zoo. The only time I've ever been there is with the free tickets he gave us
That would be like me sitting in a chocolate chair.Originally posted by NickFitz View PostWe went for a drink in the Zoo staff club once, too. Sadly it wasn't as you might imagine, with lions sitting by the fire in comfortable leather armchairs
I reckon lions would read the Financial Times. <--- this warrants revisiting later (which paper does each big cat read?).Originally posted by NickFitz View Postreading The Times
Originally posted by NickFitz View Post, whilst elephants in plus fours propped up the bar talking about golf
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Ahem. If you'd looked closely, you'd have seen that wasn't a bell. It was a plated giraffe's bell-end.Originally posted by NickFitz View Post- it turned out they only let the human staff in normally.
The rope on the bell for calling time was a giraffes tail, though

Know what? I reckon you've never actually lived in a zoo at all. You must be some sort of research chimp. Or a Michael Jackson chimp.
Or ... a very big-eared, rebarbative, small child!
You are Prince Charles / Camilla' s secret love child and I claim my £5!Last edited by BrowneIssue; 18 December 2007, 20:02.Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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I hate being out of daylight. I get alot of SADOriginally posted by NickFitz View PostI've worked in a lot of places where you can't see a window.
I'm not sure whether it bothers me or not... I like being able to see outside, but I'm not sure I actually notice it when I can't
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Funnily enough, I hadn't thought of that.Originally posted by TheFaQQer View PostIt's about time you found some work to do!
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Your late arrival at the CUK do meant that you missed part of the discussion that SP and I were having.Originally posted by NickFitz View PostIndeed... although they haven't quite completed the rebranding at the one I'm currently sentenced to.
We both have Premier Inn Business Accounts
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I had to look that up - that's the second word that CUK has taught me since I joined.Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostOr ... a very big-eared, rebarbative, small child!
I assumed it was some monkey thing, linked to the barbary ape, but I was mistaken.Comment
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Now I am dosed up on a selection of painkillers, washed down with beer, the toothache is bearable.
Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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