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    #id
    Excellent

    It now breaks in the predicted manner

    (I should explain that it's a conversion from one platform to another - it's supposed to break, on the grounds that when it stops breaking, then I've successfully removed all the cruft left over from the old platform, and can start on the new stuff. But I have to get it breaking in the right way before I can start.)

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      #id
      Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
      Well done!

      Good little chimp!

      Somebody has to save the economy.

      Have a banananana.

      Oh, you already got one. OK.


      Bad chimp.

      Naughty chimp!

      Put that bananana down at once!


      I dunno.

      Somebody sit another chimp at another typewriter. This one's defective.

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        #id
        Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
        Somebody sit another chimp at another typewriter. This one's defective.
        rebarbative

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          #id
          Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
          It now breaks in the predicted manner
          HOLD THE CHIMP DELIVERY! This one's working OK after all.

          Send an email to Gordon B. Tell him it's OK, the only person, sorry, ape, working in Britain is functioning OK after all. The economy is going to be just fine.

          Right, where was I? Oh, yes. Sherry and mice pies.
          Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

          Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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            #id
            Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
            rebarbative
            Kewl!

            What did I do on the bench today? I learnded a new word. A word that would describe a smelly, unwashed, sit-around-all-day-in-a-dressing-gown, unemployed and unshaven layabout.

            Like me.

            I must add it to my CV next to "peripatetic".
            Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

            Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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              #id
              Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
              Kewl!

              What did I do on the bench today? I learnded a new word. A word that would describe a smelly, unwashed, sit-around-all-day-in-a-dressing-gown, unemployed and unshaven layabout.

              Like me.

              I must add it to my CV next to "peripatetic".


              HTH

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                #id
                Anyone been to Coventry recently?

                http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/c...re/7149476.stm

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                  #id
                  Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
                  Kewl!

                  What did I do on the bench today? I learnded a new word. A word that would describe a smelly, unwashed, sit-around-all-day-in-a-dressing-gown, unemployed and unshaven layabout.

                  Like me.

                  I must add it to my CV next to "peripatetic".
                  I think CVs should be intelligable to the average project manager. Thats somewhere below Sun reader.

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                    #id
                    Now encountering massive breakage in a multiplicity of forms

                    The core functionality is sound, however... shame the guy who could explain how to fix these bits went to Australia at the weekend

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                      #id
                      lunch today is ham salad - yum

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