Originally posted by zeitghost
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I have visions of big red acme magnets.... what kind are we talking about here?Originally posted by zeitghostYes.
Remarkably only one to date... but lots and lots have swallowed magnets.
The oldest being 12... what makes a 12 year old swallow a dozen magnets?Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Originally posted by zeitghostThey stick together in the gut & can perforate the bowel wall if they're in different loops when they do it...
Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Didn't anyone get that?Originally posted by Moose423956 View PostCan't understand the attraction myself. IGMCA.Comment
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Well, I thought it was funny.Originally posted by Moose423956 View PostDidn't anyone get that?Comment
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Oh yeah.... attraction...Originally posted by Moose423956 View PostWell, I thought it was funny.
Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Originally posted by Moose423956 View PostWhat's the difference between outlaws and inlaws? Outlaws are wanted.
IGMC....
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He said "Why would a 12 year old swallow magnets?", and I said "I can't understand the attraction myself".
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Good Point....Originally posted by zeitghostBig Acme roadrunner catching magnets are no problem coz you can't swallow them...
These magnets are smaller than a 5p piece & very strong.
So not like magnets on the back of a fridge magnet...Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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