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Originally posted by Jog On View PostHe can watch and lick the floor at the same time??
That’s one talented monkehComment
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Originally posted by NickFitz View PostConfusion is a natural state of beingComment
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Originally posted by NickFitz View PostProgram
I had no idea that I was in the company of a god the other night.
I never had an amiga or an atari but I spent my early teenage years making my spectrum do what I wanted.
I started off writing stuff in BASIC but after a while the thrill was not enough so I moved to making it do things with Z80A instructions.
Your work made the things marketable and affordable to the likes of me soComment
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostWhat is the difference between a monkey and an ape?Comment
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Originally posted by Gonzo View PostThe youth these days.
I had no idea that I was in the company of a god the other night.
I never had an amiga or an atari but I spent my early teenage years making my spectrum do what I wanted.
I started off writing stuff in BASIC but after a while the thrill was not enough so I moved to making it do things with Z80A instructions.
Your work made the things marketable and affordable to the likes of me soComment
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Originally posted by Gonzo View PostThe youth these days.Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
CUK University Challenge Champions 2010Comment
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Originally posted by NickFitz View PostBazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
CUK University Challenge Champions 2010Comment
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Originally posted by cailin maith View Postyou're hardly ancient yourself muppet!!Comment
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