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thats the benefit of a long tongue. now if he can breathe through his ears...Originally posted by Jog On View PostHe can watch and lick the floor at the same time??
That’s one talented monkeh
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I think this means ^ an me! an me! an me!Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
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The youth these days.Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
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I had no idea that I was in the company of a god the other night.
I never had an amiga or an atari but I spent my early teenage years making my spectrum do what I wanted.
I started off writing stuff in BASIC but after a while the thrill was not enough so I moved to making it do things with Z80A instructions.
Your work made the things marketable and affordable to the likes of me so
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Apes (specifically, great apes) don't have tails. There are five species of great ape: chimpanzees, bonobos, orangutans, gorillas, and human beings.Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostWhat is the difference between a monkey and an ape?Comment
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Originally posted by Gonzo View PostThe youth these days.
I had no idea that I was in the company of a god the other night.
I never had an amiga or an atari but I spent my early teenage years making my spectrum do what I wanted.
I started off writing stuff in BASIC but after a while the thrill was not enough so I moved to making it do things with Z80A instructions.
Your work made the things marketable and affordable to the likes of me so
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you're hardly ancient yourself muppet!!Originally posted by Gonzo View PostThe youth these days.
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Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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ah - chimp is blushing, thats so cute...Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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I remember when he was first on the telly...Originally posted by cailin maith View Postyou're hardly ancient yourself muppet!!
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