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    #id
    Well as that makes 1000 TPD posts for me, I'll head off.

    Bye

    - just to keep the banana man happy.

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      #id
      Originally posted by zeitghost
      Bugger.

      Missed again...
      Is this related to the conversation this morning about DAs and the like?

      No, don't answer that.
      Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

      Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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        #id
        Originally posted by Diver View Post
        Do you really think I was interested enough to read the damned ad
        #37073





        Well done!
        Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

        Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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          #id
          Originally posted by PRC1964 View Post
          Does anyone have a good word to say about Virgin Media?

          We can't get cable here, but I'm amazed at how many people who have it say it's tulipe.
          'Heap' is a useful term in programming.
          'Of' is useful when ordering to say how many you want.
          'Toss' is a cricketing term.

          They are all good words.

          'Hopeless' can be used for causes.
          'bunch' refers to a collection of bananananas.
          'of' can be abbreviated to o' as in 3 o' clock.
          'sods' are the damp rolls of turf one sees when returfing is being done.

          They are also good words.

          There is a term for people born out of wedlock. Very useful word.

          Genitalia has lots of words for it. Lots of them are good.
          Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

          Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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            #id
            Called at Tesco on the way back from picking wifey up from work.
            She had a list:

            Talc
            Sausages
            Toilet roll's
            Sunday joint.

            Cost me £158.80

            She can't half fill a trolley when she gets going
            Confusion is a natural state of being

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              #id
              DS23 4,924
              TheFaQQer 3,671
              zeitghost 3,498
              Diver 2,826
              cailin maith 2,245
              Fortune Green 2,196
              BrowneIssue 1,449
              n5gooner 1,290
              FiveTimes 1,096
              Bear 1,062
              Troll 1,057
              NickFitz 1,042
              PRC1964 1,000

              Confusion is a natural state of being

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                #id
                Originally posted by Diver View Post
                Called at Tesco on the way back from picking wifey up from work.
                She had a list:

                Talc
                Sausages
                Toilet roll's
                Sunday joint.

                Cost me £158.80

                She can't half fill a trolley when she gets going


                This 'joint'. WTF was in it???
                Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                  #id
                  Good evening all.

                  Congrats PRC on your milestone
                  ǝןqqıʍ

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                    #id
                    Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post


                    This 'joint'. WTF was in it???
                    Indeed, that's at least 3 ounces woth
                    ǝןqqıʍ

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                      #id
                      Originally posted by Diver View Post
                      Called at Tesco on the way back from picking wifey up from work.
                      She had a list:

                      Talc
                      Sausages
                      Toilet roll's
                      Sunday joint.

                      Cost me £158.80

                      She can't half fill a trolley when she gets going
                      I'd want damn good sausages for that sort of money.

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