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With what?Originally posted by Diver View PostI give up
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You are out of luck.Originally posted by Diver View PostTrying to get Gonzo away from the wine
Mrs Gonzo has just got back from the pub, but is still with it and so we have another bottle to get through.
Neither of us are working tomorrow either, so being with-it at 7AM tomorrow is not a requirement.
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Mrs Gonzo, your husband is a muppet.Originally posted by Gonzo View PostYou are out of luck.
Mrs Gonzo has just got back from the pub, but is still with it and so we have another bottle to get through.
Neither of us are working tomorrow either, so being with-it at 7AM tomorrow is not a requirement.
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You have no idea about how much she looks down at the sort of geeks that would hang out on here.Originally posted by Diver View PostMrs Gonzo, your husband is a muppet.
By the way, is it true that men with big noses have big
And I don't think that there is any correlation between the size of the nose and the size of the ego.
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3,886 = 1,114 posts and I become a godlike being of immense powerConfusion is a natural state of beingComment
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Your wife and mine seem to have the same opinion of cukOriginally posted by Gonzo View PostYou have no idea about how much she looks down at the sort of geeks that would hang out on here.
And I don't think that there is any correlation between the size of the nose and the size of the ego.
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And what powers are those?Originally posted by Diver View Post3,886 = 1,114 posts and I become a godlike being of immense powerComment
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