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Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Originally posted by DS23 View Postyes. go to trap number three and sit astride the bog the wrong way, cross arms and rest on top of toilet, lay head on arms and zzzzzzzzzz.Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Originally posted by TheFaQQer View PostNicely edited!
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Originally posted by DS23 View Postyes. go to trap number three and sit astride the bog the wrong way, cross arms and rest on top of toilet, lay head on arms and zzzzzzzzzz.
When I was at ICI one of the placement students came in to work a little under the weather. He suddenly dashed out of the meeting we were in (with senior management) saying he needed the loo.
Two hours later, we found him asleep in there.
Strangely enough, the number of important tasks he had to do the rest of the year were pretty low.Comment
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Originally posted by cailin maith View PostBacon Sandwich and some coffee - get it down you!!
Originally posted by DS23 View Postyes. go to trap number three and sit astride the bog the wrong way, cross arms and rest on top of toilet, lay head on arms and zzzzzzzzzz.Comment
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Originally posted by realityhack View PostIf I did that I'd sleep for the next 8 hours at least and end up locked in the office overnight.
Every cloud, silver lining, etc.Comment
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Originally posted by zeitghostOr elderly Giant Alien Lizards...Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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