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Got to go and write some specifications
Hope you feel better with a bit of sleep and Red Bull RH
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I want a bacon sandwich tooOriginally posted by NickFitz View PostThat's exactly what I did this morning. Seems to have made the cold lightly more tolerable
Not as revivifying as a good spank from Carling though
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Yes, Chimp.... thanks. that would be lovely!Originally posted by NickFitz View PostHey Carling, fancy a drink?
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No, hourly, but I'm not overly bothered. Now... time to think of a good reason to go home early...Originally posted by TheFaQQer View PostLeave early???
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Bend overOriginally posted by realityhack View PostHooray - do I get a wooden spoon? Will someone beat me repeatedly with it until I wake up?
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Right, I'll pick you up in my wheelbarrowOriginally posted by cailin maith View PostYes, Chimp.... thanks. that would be lovely!
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I'll look forward to it...Originally posted by NickFitz View PostRight, I'll pick you up in my wheelbarrow
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Oh boy, will this get a response!Originally posted by realityhack View PostHooray - do I get a wooden spoon? Will someone beat me repeatedly with it until I wake up?





























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