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Originally posted by TheFaQQer View PostMight need to consider refining the chat up line from "fancy a shag?" though.Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Originally posted by DS23 View Postvery close!
edit: not just close but perfect!
#34000
Well done!Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard pointsComment
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Originally posted by DS23 View Postoh congratulations ds23 - well done on getting 34000.Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard pointsComment
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Originally posted by cailin maith View PostBacon Sandwich and some coffee - get it down you!!
Not as revivifying as a good spank from Carling thoughComment
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Originally posted by cailin maith View PostGod yeah.... do you fancy a drink would be much more appropriate...Comment
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It's no use cap'n - I'm going to go home early... just... have... to. do. one. more. update... probably leave in a couple of hours.
My eyes are watering, my mouth feels like I've been chewing on a grubby chinchilla, my nose is streaming, I think my eyes are bloodshot, my WHOLE BODY aches, everything is blurry and I feel dizzy with tiredness.
All in all, a normal day on site then.Comment
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Originally posted by TheFaQQer View PostNicely edited!
I'll have it, then#34043
Well done!Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard pointsComment
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Since we've not done it for a bit, here's the top 20 TPD:
DS23 4,506
zeitghost 3,316
TheFaQQer 3,170
Diver 2,207
Fortune Green 2,196
cailin maith 1,966
n5gooner 1,290
BrowneIssue 1,196
FiveTimes 1,064
Bear 1,061
Troll 1,056
DaveB 929
PRC1964 892
DiscoStu 884
NickFitz 841
Xenophon 780
The Lone Gunman 518
Moscow Mule 343
oracleslave 339
realityhack 335Comment
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