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[TheFaQQer]

Your missus out tonight then?

No - we're in tonight sharing a bottle of wine...

[BrowneIssue]

I fear these may be my final posts here, the end is near...

Haven't you had your scotch yet? You won't get better if you don't take your medicine you know.

[DiscoStu]

Did you ever have a 'den' when you were little?

Yes

[DiscoStu]

have you ever cross-dressed?

Yes, one New Year's Eve.

[Jog On]

evening all

what have I tripped over and fallen onto ce soir?

[DiscoStu]

for the boys: have you ever faked an orgasm?

Yes, I was drunk, it wasn't happening and I was getting sore and bored.

[DiscoStu]

have you ever used a non-dildo object as a dildo?

if so what was it?

Yes, not telling.

[TheFaQQer]

See ya

Bye babe -

See ya later!

Have a good one! Take it easy Faqqer.

Have a good weekend & safe flight

Thanks - flight was delayed because people with checked in baggage didn't get on the plane. As a result, we didn't get to Manchester until 5pm - something tells me that the 5.15 from Heathrow to Manchester was not on time tonight either.

As I got off the plane, I had a text from Mrs F that read "God BMI are carp".

(See, she even calls me by my CUK rank!)

[DiscoStu]

have you ever had sex oudoors?

Yes

[BrowneIssue]

evening all

what have I tripped over and fallen onto ce soir?

Hello!

Oh dear. What does "ce soir" mean?