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    Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
    We could do with DS asking questions again
    are you sure?

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      Originally posted by Bear View Post
      Seeing as it's Friday

      I s'pose most of you lot are out tonight?
      I shall indulge in the usual exciting business of wandering up the road to the pub, stopping off in the FMB bar on the way back from there, and possibly getting a bag of chips

      Not forgetting the possibility that I'll walk past another armed robbery at the brothel

      I wonder if the mad woman who thinks I'm a journalist from the Leicester Mecury will be hiding in the bushes at the back of MFI to shout abuse at me? I've managed to miss her the past couple of weeks

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        have you ever cross-dressed?

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          Originally posted by Bear View Post
          Stuck in on my own tonight

          g/f is off out and I'm on Baby Bear duty
          I'm stuck in too. Feeding, washing, reading and homeworking the little pension funds.

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            Did you ever have a 'den' when you were little?

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              for the boys: have you ever faked an orgasm?

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                Originally posted by DS23 View Post
                have you ever cross-dressed?
                I've frequently been cross at having to get dressed.

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                  Originally posted by DS23 View Post
                  are you sure?
                  Yes. Pheew, that was an easy one to answer
                  Carpe Pactum

                  (does fuzzy logic tickle?)

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                    for the girls: can you ejaculate?

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                      Originally posted by Jog On View Post
                      Then we could always write some articles with a URL in the 'about the author' part with "Contractor UK Bulletin Board" in the anchor text - then submit (pay an outsourcer who works for $2.50 an hour) them to some article directories like these:

                      http://www.directorycritic.com/free-directory-list.html

                      Oh no- please not SEO Friday - we need to get smutty again folks - now!
                      Link spam - Googlebot doesn't like that

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