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    Originally posted by zeitghost
    Yes.

    I was particularly impressed myself...

    So I said, in my humourous way, "Don't do that, I'll have her"...

    To which he replied "Ok"...
    What, proper ok?

    Was he too?

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      Originally posted by Zorba View Post
      Do you honestly think someone would make it out of the house dressed like that?
      Depends who was in the house with her

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        Originally posted by Zorba View Post
        Do you honestly think someone would make it out of the house dressed like that?
        Not me - unless it was fancy dress.... I have been to sing-along-sound of music before...
        Bazza gets caught
        Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

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          Originally posted by BA to the Stars View Post
          But you seem a pretty straight sort of guy to paraphrase an ex PM
          Eh? No comprende? PM = Prime Minister?

          Catharsis, some might say.

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            Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
            I just love this contractoruk.com program. It's just like talking to real people.
            Only you can switch it off. Real people aren't so swift to anger and mercy.

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              Originally posted by zeitghost
              Yes.

              I was particularly impressed myself...

              So I said, in my humourous way, "Don't do that, I'll have her"...

              To which he replied "Ok"...
              Some quotes work better OUT of context. That was a good example!
              #28100





              Well done!
              Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

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                Originally posted by Zorba View Post
                Eh? No comprende? PM = Prime Minister?

                Catharsis, some might say.
                Yup - PM, Tony Blair

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                  Originally posted by Zorba View Post
                  Only you can switch it off. Real people aren't so swift to anger and mercy.
                  If I switch it off, my Avatar might die.
                  Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                  Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                    Originally posted by zeitghost
                    So I thought nothing more of it until the night he was buggering off abroad, when he asked me to "look after her" while he was away...

                    At which time I wondered if there was some hidden meaning...

                    So he would rather have someone, ahem, "servicing" his wife that he knew as opposed to a total stranger

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                      Originally posted by zeitghost
                      But as it transpired, after a few weeks, she decided she wanted looking after, by me in particular...
                      Which of course he didn't know.

                      Backfired on him a bit then

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