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Bazza gets caught
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Yes, quite a lot, and quite a few funny situations!Originally posted by DS23 View Posthave you ever had sex oudoors?
Yes, but not on purpose.Originally posted by DS23 View Posthave you ever swallowed your own vomit?
Yes, in my youth.Originally posted by DS23 View Posthave you ever masturbated outdoors?
And that too.Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
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And I went to a co-ed boarding school...
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Its easier to to that than shout "Stop the car I'm going to be sick"Originally posted by cailin maith View PostI didn't want to do it in the cab or my handbag....
Done it plenty of times
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Yes... and it was horrific...Originally posted by DS23 View Postor caught people en flagrante?
Bazza gets caught
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You might want to re-phrase that or they Sun will be after you with a lynch mob.Originally posted by realityhack View PostYes, in my youth.Comment
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Toilet roll hanging on the back of the shopping trolley. Very easy to doOriginally posted by DS23 View Posthave you ever shoplifted? if so what?
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I rolled down the cab window and puked out it instead.... I had to pay the drive 20 quid extra so he could clean his cab..... and there was me thinking I had done him a favour!!!Originally posted by FiveTimes View PostIts easier to to that than shout "Stop the car I'm going to be sick"
Done it plenty of times
Bazza gets caught
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