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Yellow, diamond, "Port"Originally posted by Jog On View PostI'll just have whatever I can get thanksComment
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Guiness pleaseOriginally posted by TheFaQQer View PostTea break time.
Anyone want one?"Is someone you don't like allowed to say something you don't like? If that is the case then we have free speech."- Elon MuskComment
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I know I'm a bit behind but I came across this gem from a little earlier today.Originally posted by Diver View Post"Drug dealers are just pedophiles and murderers with a different agenda"
Official government policy, is it? Or the Daily Mail's general philosophy? I'm tempted to make it my Real Life .sigDrivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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I like http://xkcd.com/331/Originally posted by TheFaQQer View PostHale and Pace did a sketch song once about using the fax. It showed people faxing for a pizza and one coming out of the machine.
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Now THAT's the policy the Tories need!Originally posted by Diver View PostAnd if any of them dare speak out against the death sentence for these parasites, they should join them in the execution chamberDrivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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It's not arrived, could you send me your credit cards and PIN instead, please?Originally posted by NickFitz View PostRed, rectangle (long), "Champagne"
On it's way... oh no, here it is behind this desk
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As a long-term tenant in a variety of properties ...Originally posted by Diver View PostPut light to medium colored carpets down as well. if they stain or damage them, you get new carpets.
... you bastard!
I'm so cross I'll just have to
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Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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