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**DimPrawn** · 13 November 2007, 19:54

A raisin dropped in a glass of fresh champagne will bounce up and
down continuously from the bottom of the glass to the top.

**DimPrawn** · 13 November 2007, 19:55

A female ferret will die if it goes into heat and cannot find a mate.

**DimPrawn** · 13 November 2007, 19:55

Astronauts are not allowed to eat beans before they go into space
because passing wind in a spacesuit damages them.

**DimPrawn** · 13 November 2007, 19:56

The very first bomb dropped by the Allies on Berlin in World War II killed the only elephant in the Berlin Zoo.

**DimPrawn** · 13 November 2007, 19:56

The phrase "rule of thumb" is derived from an old English law which
stated that you couldn't beat your wife with anything wider than your thumb.

**DimPrawn** · 13 November 2007, 19:57

Charlie Chaplin once won third prize in a Charlie Chaplin
look-alike contest.

**DimPrawn** · 13 November 2007, 19:57

Bats always turn left when exiting a cave!

**DimPrawn** · 13 November 2007, 19:58

Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.

**DimPrawn** · 13 November 2007, 19:59

111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321

**DimPrawn** · 13 November 2007, 19:59

Q. Half of all Americans live within 50 miles of what?

A. Their birthplace.

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