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    Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
    Nah - my fighting skills are rubbish...

    What, even in the mud bath?

    You dont have to fight much, just writhe around together for a bit
    "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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      Originally posted by DaveB View Post
      What, even in the mud bath?

      You dont have to fight much, just writhe around together for a bit
      you know, fella's what would I do without your intelligent suggestions???
      Bazza gets caught
      Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

      CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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        Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
        you know, fella's what would I do without your intelligent suggestions???
        Dunno, I havn't seen any yet. Let me know when you find one so we can record it for posterity
        "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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          Originally posted by DaveB View Post
          What, even in the mud bath?

          You dont have to fight much, just writhe around together for a bit
          If its the mud you object to why not think about alternatives instead of dismissing it out right ? What about custard or melted chocolate ?

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            Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
            If its the mud you object to why not think about alternatives instead of dismissing it out right ? What about custard or melted chocolate ?
            Yummmm custard!!
            Bazza gets caught
            Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

            CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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              Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
              Yummmm custard!!
              See, a little bit of blue sky thinking and you have agreed to making it up with your sister in a tub of custard

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                Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
                See, a little bit of blue sky thinking and you have agreed to making it up with your sister in a tub of custard
                Thanks Monkey - you're so clever!!
                Bazza gets caught
                Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

                CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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                  Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
                  Thanks Monkey - you're so clever!!
                  Always a pleasure to help a damsel in distress

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                    Originally posted by DaveB View Post
                    Followed shortly thereafter by three other blokes who had heard me saying "I'm going for a coffee, meet me there when you are done."
                    I am legally forbidden from doing this. Apparently it's on the marriage certificate, which I didn't read. If I ever try and do this, I will die. I should, instead, make flailing efforts to express both interest and an opinion on the unnecessary products in hand - both of which are merely kindling for some supercilious abuse along the lines of 'you really have no taste, do you?'. I am also specifically not allowed to say things along the lines of 'I could get a big telly and an XBox 360 for that much!'.

                    I just thought I'd share that.

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                      Originally posted by Zorba View Post
                      I am legally forbidden from doing this. Apparently it's on the marriage certificate, which I didn't read. If I ever try and do this, I will die. I should, instead, make flailing efforts to express both interest and an opinion on the unnecessary products in hand - both of which are merely kindling for some supercilious abuse along the lines of 'you really have no taste, do you?'. I am also specifically not allowed to say things along the lines of 'I could get a big telly and an XBox 360 for that much!'.

                      I just thought I'd share that.
                      Are you allowed to wear any trousers?

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