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Similar in North Wales with motorbikes flying around. And apparently the seaside resorts and Snowdonia are totally full.....Originally posted by WTFH View PostMorning all
Lovely day out, apart from the hooligans on bikes who don’t have any sense of respect or responsibility.
1. They are picking up and spreading viruses.
2. If they fall off and require treatment due to them being so selfish to not care about the NHS, then they are taking up beds that should be for sick people.
3. They don’t care about anyone else.
Stay home. Don’t engage in risky activities that could lead to you spreading CV-19 or taking up urgent hospital beds. Respect the NHS.Comment
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Because you aren't allowed alcohol in your handbag? Where do you keep your hip flask?Originally posted by ladymuck View PostI have now a 70% alcohol spray and a small foam sanitiser that's not alcohol based for my handbag.Comment
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Shopping trip to Tesco ad Morrisons done & dusted.
No great problem at either, got 18 bog rolls from Tesco, so that's me done until after Easter.
Morrisons didn't have the bread I like so I got something similar that I don't particularly like but will last a week.
And it's not white, so all to the good, plus it's got sunflower seeds and spelt in it, so close enough.
Now watching "In Search of Mediaeval Britain" with that rather fetching Dr Alixe Bovey.
She could have me if she played her cards right.
Got some Glengettie teabags too, I was well on the way to running out with only 163 left.
Last edited by DoctorStrangelove; 22 March 2020, 17:27.When the fun stops, STOP.Comment
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostI am a long way behing tpd real-time.
Has anyone else the CUK cretin rating has started rising exponentially? If only there was a class of super users who could ban cretinous posters. Maybe we could call them mods or something?
No. Stupid idea. It will never catch on....Originally posted by BR14 View Posti'm great. just pissed off at getting two pages of sh1t every time i press 'new posts'
i HAVE asked for a facility to ignore threads so they don't show in 'new posts', but was ignored, as per.
AND, to crown it all, the ASShole is back

Whilst it is nice to actually have a poster to feel superior to, the whole of general goes downhill. I just wish he would attend a CUK meet up so I could beat the **** out of him.
Correction - I hate violence. I would get Churchill to beat the **** out of him.
Sadly Churchill's mother has died. I am most upset. And for CM too....Comment
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And next time you pay for your shopping, given the choices of cash, card or bog roll, you can now select option 3....Originally posted by DoctorStrangelove View Post
Shopping trip to Tesco ad Morrisons done & dusted.
No great problem at either, got 18 bog rolls from Tesco, so that's me done until after Easter.
Morrisons didn't have the bread I like so I got something similar that I don't particularly like but will last a week.
And it's not white, so all to the good, plus it's got sunflower seeds and spelt in it, so close enough.
Now watching "In Search of Mediaeval Britain" with that rather fetching Dr Alixe Bovey.
She could have me if she played her cards right.
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CenturyOriginally posted by BrilloPad View PostAnd next time you pay for your shopping, given the choices of cash, card or bog roll, you can now select option 3....
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Do they only stock Mr Sheen or all brands?Originally posted by NickFitz View PostThe Polish café is open. I hope it’s for takeaway only
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I bet its 8ACE....Originally posted by BR14 View Postis 'negroni' a euphemism for a boatle o' bucky in a broon paper bag??
yist askin,
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