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    I wonder if I could blame her? She looks like she has eaten too much anyway...salad dodger!!!

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      I wonder if acute flatulence is a decent reason not to turn in to work? Could you cite environmental health?
      "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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        I reckon I could say to the guy behind me that the woman's farts are distracting me...then have them blaming each other!!!

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          I don't think all this coffee is helping...

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            I am peeing like a champion racehorse though...

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              you are using the toilet for that though yes?

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                The girl over there has a lovely set of funbags...

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                  I think I am a bit of a lech in the office...must learn to behave

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                    Now I am sneezing...what's going on?

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                      ...anyone got a tissue to wipe the snot off my screen?

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