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mini series 1. euph. A troublesome log that requires several flushes to see it off. 2. n. A pile of sh1te starring Jane Seymour.

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minky 1. n. A French monkey. 2. n. A species of whale. 3. n. A hornbag (qv). An attractive female.

[Clownio]

Quiet day at work, Dear?

No, not really I've got a lot to cover today. I'm only half way through M !

Now if you'll excuse me

minnie moo n. Minge.

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Mobe euph. Abbreviation of Moby Dick. An epic turd, longer than a mini series (qv), which may require harpooning with the lavatory brush to see it off.

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mohair knickers euph. A large minnie moo.

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money shot n. The scene in a pornographic film where the leading man makes a small deposit from Kojak's moneybox (qv), usually over the leading lady's stomach. A pop-shot.

[Clownio]

Bored. Here's the rest. Off for a lie down.

monkey n. Vag1na. As in: "Does the monkey want a banana?"

monkey bath n. A bath so hot that on lowering yourself in you go "Oo! Oo! Oo! Aa! Aa! Aa!"

Montezuma's revenge n. Diarrhoea; Tijuana cha-cha (qv).

mooey n. A sausage wallet.

moon v. A rugby move, where the prop forward sprints around the defending back four to the rear of the bus and presses his naked arse up to the back window.

moss cottage n. John Thomas's ideal home; minge.

mott n. Minge; mapatasi.

Mr. Brown is at the window euph. To have the turtle's head. First used by Queen Victoria. "Pray forgive us, Mr. Gladstone, but we cannot receive you at the moment. Mr. Brown is at the window, and we fear we may papper our kex."

muck n. Mess (qv). As in "Shoot your muck"

muck savage n. A bumpkin; a buffle; a cabbagehead. See joskin.

muck spreader n. Arse; bum.

mud n. Excrement.

muddy funster n. Botter (qv).

mudeye n. Arse; ringpiece; your old fashioned plastic tea towel holder.

muff 1. n. Minge; fanny. 2. v. To shag; have intercourse with. 3. v. To miss an easy goal scoring opportunity, e.g. "Andy Cole has muffed it."

muff diver n. A footballer who misses easy goal scoring opportunities, then falls over in an attempt to win a penalty kick.

muff nudge n. The light brushing of your favourite female hairdresser's waist against your elbows while she leans forward to cut your hair.

muffle v. The female equivalent of zuffle.

mullet n. That strange haircut favoured by country and western singers and eighties footballers.

mumbas n. onomat. If oomlaaters (qv) made a noise, they would say "mumbas" in a deep, fruity baritone.

mumblers n. Tight women's bicycle shorts through which you can 'see the lips moving` but can't understand a word. See also Twix lips, camel's foot, hungry arse.

mumph onamat. See flub.

mumrar n. The act of sneaking up behind your mother and shouting "RAR!!!!"

mung n. A particularly runny type of arse feta (qv).

musslemuncher n, A Loose Lady.

mustang n. Of sh1tty arses, that stubborn dangleberry (qv) which cannot he shaken off.

mutton musket euph. A smaller more portable field weapon than the lamb cannon. Also mutton bayonet, mutton dagger.

mutt's nuts adj. (Superlative of good) Variation of dog's bo11ocks.

[alreadypacked]

A mere 194 to make my 10k... I'm beginning to lose the will to live again...

We're behind you zeity, well behind you

[n5gooner]

Bored. Here's the rest. Off for a lie down.

monkey n. Vag1na. As in: "Does the monkey want a banana?"

monkey bath n. A bath so hot that on lowering yourself in you go "Oo! Oo! Oo! Aa! Aa! Aa!"

Montezuma's revenge n. Diarrhoea; Tijuana cha-cha (qv).

mooey n. A sausage wallet.

moon v. A rugby move, where the prop forward sprints around the defending back four to the rear of the bus and presses his naked arse up to the back window.

moss cottage n. John Thomas's ideal home; minge.

mott n. Minge; mapatasi.

Mr. Brown is at the window euph. To have the turtle's head. First used by Queen Victoria. "Pray forgive us, Mr. Gladstone, but we cannot receive you at the moment. Mr. Brown is at the window, and we fear we may papper our kex."

muck n. Mess (qv). As in "Shoot your muck"

muck savage n. A bumpkin; a buffle; a cabbagehead. See joskin.

muck spreader n. Arse; bum.

mud n. Excrement.

muddy funster n. Botter (qv).

mudeye n. Arse; ringpiece; your old fashioned plastic tea towel holder.

muff 1. n. Minge; fanny. 2. v. To shag; have intercourse with. 3. v. To miss an easy goal scoring opportunity, e.g. "Andy Cole has muffed it."

muff diver n. A footballer who misses easy goal scoring opportunities, then falls over in an attempt to win a penalty kick.

muff nudge n. The light brushing of your favourite female hairdresser's waist against your elbows while she leans forward to cut your hair.

muffle v. The female equivalent of zuffle.

mullet n. That strange haircut favoured by country and western singers and eighties footballers.

mumbas n. onomat. If oomlaaters (qv) made a noise, they would say "mumbas" in a deep, fruity baritone.

mumblers n. Tight women's bicycle shorts through which you can 'see the lips moving` but can't understand a word. See also Twix lips, camel's foot, hungry arse.

mumph onamat. See flub.

mumrar n. The act of sneaking up behind your mother and shouting "RAR!!!!"

mung n. A particularly runny type of arse feta (qv).

musslemuncher n, A Loose Lady.

mustang n. Of sh1tty arses, that stubborn dangleberry (qv) which cannot he shaken off.

mutton musket euph. A smaller more portable field weapon than the lamb cannon. Also mutton bayonet, mutton dagger.

mutt's nuts adj. (Superlative of good) Variation of dog's bo11ocks.

these are very very funny!!! where are you getting them all from ??

[goldmember]

Just logged in and noticed this rather uncharitable response

Originally Posted by goldmember
The START of a countdown. It started bloody ages ago. However I've completely lost interest in it now and I'm going home.

Thank fuck.

So, in the interests of fairness I'd like to invite you Wendi to go screw yourself !