"humbly report, sir, you were here on a visit"
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svejk lifted the chaplain and propped him up against the wall. the chaplian lurched from side to side and rolled over on him saying:Comment
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"i'm falling on you!"
"falling on you," he repeated with an idiotic grin.
finally svejk managed to press the chaplain to the wall, where in this new position he started to doze again.Comment
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Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.Comment
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svejk woke him up. "what can i do for you?" said the chaplian making a vain attempt to drag himself along by the wall and sit on the floor. "who are you anyhow?"Comment
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"humbly report, sir, replied svejk, pushing the chaplian back against the wall once more, "i'm you're batman, your reverence sir"Comment
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"i haven't got any batman" said the chaplain with an effort, making another attempt to fall on to svejk. and i'm not a reverence"Comment
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the little tustle ended in complete victory for svejk. he took advantage of it to drag the chaplian dow the stairs into the carriage entrance, where the chalain tried to stop him from dragging him into the street. "i don't kow you sir" he kept on saying to sjejk in the struggle. "do you know otto katz? that's me"Comment
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