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 Or drown, for that matter..."I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
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 Under water Nobody can hear you scream
 
 Originally posted by cojakOr drown, for that matter...
 
 There are far worse ways to go.
 
 I could get knocked down crossing the road, By a busload of hackers!!! Confusion is a natural state of being Confusion is a natural state of beingComment
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 You actually can smoke a cigarette in an AH3 diving helmet, it's getting rid of the cig butt thats the problemOriginally posted by cykophysh39Or smoke Cigarettes Confusion is a natural state of being Confusion is a natural state of beingComment
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 just 41 minutes to go then my shift has finished - just chill out till tuesday then off on holiday for 2 weeks yay!   Comment
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 this is a test - delete?
 
 re: prophesyOriginally posted by sasgurujdjdsjd
 
 This is getting really scary!  
 
 At 7199 I,m disconnecting my broadband and heading for the stationary shop.
 
 you lot are on your own!Confusion is a natural state of beingComment
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 bumpSA says;
 Well you looked so stylish I thought you batted for the other camp - thats like the ultimate compliment! 
 
 I couldn't imagine you ever having a hair out of place!
 
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