I fully expect to find myself stuck in some dreary office park on the outskirts of Stuttgart talking to Helmut the accountant
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As opposed to sitting in some steaming hot spring pool talking to a hot Japanese babe."Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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But a man has to have a dream."Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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just back from a spin class - did I miss anything ?SA says;
Well you looked so stylish I thought you batted for the other camp - thats like the ultimate compliment!
I couldn't imagine you ever having a hair out of place!
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Originally posted by PondlifeFortune Green 2193
Ahh, those were halcyon days when all was right with the world.
*sniffs and pretends to have something in his eye.
Well I posted this a while back and there was something about DIN stuff. DaveB seemed to lose it completely after that. Something about a guy in accounting and his helmet. It's probably best if we just walk on by.Comment
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ding! time to head on out to the airport. be home in under 5 hours if all goes according to plan.
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+Originally posted by PondlifeMe too.
Which airport?
too late me thinks he's gone...SA says;
Well you looked so stylish I thought you batted for the other camp - thats like the ultimate compliment!
I couldn't imagine you ever having a hair out of place!
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Originally posted by zeitghostWatch out for the cod worm in the sushi...
Actually the raw fish thing is Sashimi, Sushi is just the rice
And that bloke can;t be a very good chippie if the house is still a wreck
"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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