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Ah yes, that stuff. It either makes it grow like fury or kills it stone dead.Originally posted by SueEllen View PostIt's the crap you put on after you cut the grass to make it greener it has to be watered in otherwise the grass burns or something.
Depending if it rains or not within the requisite couple of days.
I'll keep my claws crossed for you & your lawn.Comment
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Indeed. Though I'd need a Ouija board to contact ZeitMater now.Originally posted by NickFitz View PostAt least we have mobiles now rather than people phoning the building we're in to ask whoever answers about us
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just wasted another hour after foolishly downloading some Windoze(tm) updates and uninstalling BT Desktop Help.
It then came up with "System Event Notification Service not loading" or somesuch nonsense.
After reading some incomprehensible gibberish on the interweb I just restored the fecking thing to a fortnight ago and fixed it (claws crossed) that way.
I've never used system restore before.Comment
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So, now, having had my bath, I shall watch last evening's epic offering of "Bones".
Sunday night's NCIS LA was end of season.
Next Sunday's 50 is end of season.
Last Tuesday's "Castle" was end of series.
Last Tuesday's "Grimm" was a fantastic end of season.
Last Tuesday's "Tunnel" was end of season, but I've not watched any of that yet.
Next Friday's "NCIS" is end of season & the last of DiNozzo.
Thursday before last's "Elementary" was end of season.
There's feck all to watch.
Ho hum.Comment
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My wife is on duty. She wields a mean hoe.Originally posted by zeitghost View PostIt'll be like a jungle when you get back.
Probly find Charlie in amongst the delphiniums.
Stock up on napalm now.I was an IPSE Consultative Council Member, until the BoD abolished it. I am not an IPSE Member, since they have no longer have any relevance to me, as an IT Contractor. Read my lips...I recommend QDOS for ALL your Insurance requirements (Contact me for a referral code).Comment
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Still no sign of rain although, according to the radar, it's in all the surrounding areas, just carefully avoiding coming here
The lightning map shows lots of action in Warwickshire and down Surrey way at the moment. I enabled a bunch of the features accessible through the row of icons at top right, and now it has rays shooting out from the detectors' locations all over the country to show their bearings on each strike
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The rain was suppose to happen..."You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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It's all in Windsor by the look of things…Originally posted by SueEllen View PostThe rain was suppose to happen...Comment
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I'll refrain from enquiring if it's a dutch hoe.Originally posted by Scruff View PostMy wife is on duty. She wields a mean hoe.
Night all
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