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Dreamt about headlice last night. Head is really itchy this morning. Perhaps I should go get a nit comb...Comment
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I'm so bored I'm considering doing some "work".
I think I need a nice lie down in a darkened room until the feeling goes away.Comment
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Originally posted by mudskipper View PostThis poem is lovely.
Poem: mothers garden
Or would be if Mr ms hadn't collapsed into giggles at the first line of the last verse...
(I was more put off by the misplaced apostrophe)
Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
(I was more put off by the misplaced apostrophe)
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Very sad. Real nice guy.Originally posted by zeitghost View PostI see the board has just lost another member.
Rather more permanently than usual.
Sad.Comment
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Afternoon
Rather bored now. Its nearly time to call it a day. Then its will be a quick shave and shower and out for drinks around 6.30Comment
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