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    #263941
    Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
    Goddamn!

    Just poked myself in the eye!

    HTF did I manage that?


    Oooooooow!
    Tried to pick your nose and missed?
    "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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      #263942
      Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
      Goddamn!

      Just poked myself in the eye!

      HTF did I manage that?


      Oooooooow!
      Do you need to clip your claws?
      Last edited by Bunk; 6 May 2015, 08:43. Reason: talons are for birds, not lizards

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        #263943
        Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
        Peeing down here

        Had to change after the school run, so I'm sat in my superman onesie now.

        There's an image for you all.
        Getting ready for tackling IPSE huh?
        Join IPSE

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          #263944
          Originally posted by DaveB View Post
          Tried to pick your nose and missed?
          Dunno.

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            #263945
            I now have the company of two Esteemed Customers.

            Lucky old me.

            Well I would have if they hadn't both gone off for a fag break after 23 minutes of overwhelming effort.

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              #263946
              Is it too early for fried egg sandwiches?

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                #263947
                Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
                Is it too early for fried egg sandwiches?
                It's never too early for fried egg sandwiches.
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                  #263948
                  Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
                  Is it too early for an egg banjo?
                  FTFY
                  Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
                  I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

                  I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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                    #263949
                    Day two on the bench and day two at the gym, no talk of food today
                    Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
                    I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

                    I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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                      #263950
                      Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
                      I now have the company of two Esteemed Customers.

                      Lucky old me.

                      Well I would have if they hadn't both gone off for a fag break after 23 minutes of overwhelming effort.
                      They're back!

                      One of them "smokes" one of those vaping things.

                      The smell of which is almost as offensive as cigarette smoke.

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