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    #id
    Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
    Went to the chippy. It's snowing!

    Not very much, and what there is isn't settling except in a couple of spots. Hope it doesn't carry on, though - de-icing the car is enough of a hassle without having to sweep snow off it too
    I don't have that problem any more.

    On the de-icing front, have you tried the 2 litre pop bottle full of warm (not hot or boiling) water out of the hot tap poured over the glass?

    Works wonders, been doing it for years.

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      #id
      Morning

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        #id
        Originally posted by norrahe View Post
        The same sort of noises I make when speaking Irish which is why I don't have a problem with the lingo that some people do.
        Is that flemish or phlegmish?

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          #id
          Bored.

          Now.

          I ought to be doing this risk analysis tulipe but I really really can't be arsed.

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            #id
            Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
            Bored.

            Now.

            I ought to be doing this risk analysis tulipe but I really really can't be arsed.
            Lets see if we can get you started.

            Risk: Can't be arsed
            Impact: Nothing gets done, stuff that does get done gets done poorly.
            Likelihood: Very High
            Mitigation: Biscuits, more money, attractive lady esteemed customers

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              #id
              It's vauxhall viva week.

              Interim vauxhalls for the 3rd years.

              I can safely say that the first one, currently in progress, ain't exactly inspiring.

              He's just said that he hasn't got a block diagram, references (two needed ), or any hardware to show.

              I don't think we're going to get the sort of results we had last year.

              Plus the 10 past 10 candidate has had a road accident, so will be in late.

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                #id
                Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
                Lets see if we can get you started.

                Risk: Can't be arsed
                Impact: Nothing gets done, stuff that does get done gets done poorly.
                Likelihood: Very High
                Mitigation: Biscuits, more money, attractive lady esteemed customers
                What gets me is the never ending nature of it all.

                We very rarely get attractive lady esteemed customers.

                More money?

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                  #id
                  Morning
                  "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

                  Norrahe's blog

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                    #id
                    Ooooh drama at the car park today! Guy with too big a car than he can handle trying to get into a space drove onto the pitch to get angled right. Stern lecture from security guard and reg jotted down in his little notebook
                    Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
                    I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

                    I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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                      #id
                      Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
                      We very rarely get attractive lady esteemed customers.
                      Maybe they heard what happened to janey.
                      Last edited by mudskipper; 3 February 2015, 09:38.

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